deceptiboobies: “no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room
infinitae: “key umma”
tirehaus: “I like to treat women with respect, REAL MEN don’t hit women!” he posted on the reddit thread. It was less than a minute before it became the most upvoted post in the history of the internet. The code shifted as it evolved and blossomed into a cosmic entity of unspeakable power. There was a flash of white light and then, suddenly, nothing. He felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned...
me: why are those guys staring at me
me: is there something on my face
me: is there something on my shirt
me: they're probably laughing at how ugly i am
me: they probably find it amusing how fat i am
friend: maybe they think you're cute
me: are you retarded or something
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