westernkanye: my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
Plot Twist: He was cheating on his wife with Jake from State Farm.
my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her
krazykat-minionofmisha: lord-seraphimon: sherralotz: adamm4444: mbulsht: a-study-in-pinkie: loves-not-a-three-way-street: setbabiesonfire: llane: Always press the button Always. Always. HOLY SHIT. one of the greatest videos ever made. All the yes. ALL of it. I wonder if there was actual dramatic music during the thing… x) every single yes! HOLY SHIT. IF I DIDNT...
pshsx1-jgaston: asslenko: mormondad: obama would’ve jumped from that helicopter obama would’ve piloted that helicopter and crashed it into the olympic field, only to emerge proud and unscathed from the rubble as an eagle landed on his shoulder
meganninwonderland: russian-ninjabloke: bombshellsandbluebells: dontplaywithme: light-cream-cheese: marauder-potter: coconi: hussieslips: louiebonbon: let’s not forget that ‘fandom’ is ’fanatic domain’ shortened oh #oh #I thought it was like #a kingdom of fans #huh my life is a lie #this is like when i found out unf meant universal noise of fucking #and not just someone...
hanakatsumi: foxnewsofficial: i hope they use comic sans on your gravestone
reductosshrinkgun: fixmeorjustconflictme: Can we talk about how Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris’ twitter picture is this: and she tweets things like and this like omfg 4 for you Michael Jackson, you raised this child PERFECTLY. i can’t take this long distance relationship anymore… fridge, you’re coming to my room
penispolice: I CANT DO THIS RIGHT NOW OMG
On the very first day PSY moved to America (to...
swaggalevel-1000: 中 120725 MBC Radio Star
lastofthetimeladies: breakfastatbequiettiffany: bawbag: In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains
crowmunist: SO I WAS TALKING WITH MY FRIEND FROM AUSTRALIA ABOUT POPSICLES AND SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT A BOMB POP WAS SO I MADE THIS FREEDOM CRACK ABOUT IT BEING THE MOST AMERICAN POPSICLE AND SHE ASKED ME IF I KNEW WHAT AUSTRALIA’S “FAVORITE FROZEN DELIGHT” WAS I ANSWERED “KOALA” AND SHE SAID NO IT’S GOLDEN GAYTIMES GOLDEN GAYTIMES THIS /FUCKING/ POPSICLE AUSTRALIA GOD /DAMN/ IT
Little boy lost at Comic Con.
darthmawlly: chloeaulait: theskyisreallyfalling: At Comic Con a little boy had lost his dad in the crowd, and was scared until he saw the Flash and Wonder Woman. He went up to the Flash to ask for help, because he knows him. Adorable. jESuS
batmansymbol: For those who haven’t heard it,...