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April 2012

iknewitwasover:

i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

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#me #gpoy #my LIFE

March 2012

Tell a therapist, not Facebook.

lolsofunny:

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The Funniest.

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#/DEAD
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#chinese food #asian food #asian #chinese #spring rools #spring rolls #food #dog #tiger #food on my dog #foodonmydog
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i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

me: hey mum do you need help with-
mum: no
me: are you sure?
mum: yes i’m sure go away
*goes away*
mum: OH MY GOD NO BODY IN THIS HOUSE HELPS ME OH DEAR GOD WHY HAVE YOU GIVEN ME THIS FAMILY. NONE OF YOU APPRECIATE ME AND IT KILLS ME. I WORK MY ASS OFF. I CAN’T EVEN GET A BIT OF HELP IN THIS DAMN HOUSE.
me:..

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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  • Police officer: Anything you say will be held against you
  • Me: Ryan Gosling
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I've just seen a map of the United States.

city-of-mezmer:

buy-me-food-because-i:

lovecomesyourway:

toriathegadjeslayer:

sub-brotality:

voldemortoutbitches:

HOW

WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!?

IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD:

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AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE

BAM

BOXES

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WHY

HOW

WHEN!?!?!?!??

um…

EXCUSE ME.

They’re called LIBERTY SQUARES

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crying

omg

freedom lines

Freedom is my favorite state

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When people change their relationship status every other week....

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sarcasm: on

So Currently Relevant.

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Words better than "I Love You"

“I’ll pay for you”

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“

I went to a Gamestop to turn in a Playstation 2 slim that I had put towards a full preorder of Bayonetta for my brother to go with the 360 I bought him.

I noticed this raggedy looking kid that was poking around, looking real excited, and he turns to his mom, who’s wearing a grey sweatshirt with cigarette burns and grey sweatpants, obviously super poor. The kid goes “Oh wow, mom, look how cool this one looks!” and he picks up a copy of Gitaroo Man, for the PS2. I was pretty impressed, because that’s probably my second favorite game of all time.

His mom says, pretty gruffly, “That don’t look like it’ll fit in your Gameboy. That’s what we came here to get.” I guess they were Christmas shopping early. It made me kinda sad because the kid looked to be maybe 9 or 10, and he didn’t believe in Santa anymore. The kid looked kinda sad and put it back, then started staring at which GBA game he wanted.

I’ve been pretty depressed for the last couple weeks, but I was kinda happy that this was something I could do something about. So, I did. I turned around and bought the copy of Gitaroo Man, Metal Gear Solid 3 and Gungrave: Overdose (some of my favorite games) then I handed him the bag full of everything, the PS2, the two controllers I had with it and the games. He looked at me and asked why I did and told him, “Because Santa sent me.” And then I looked up at his mom and his mom was crying, and that made me cry, and I left Gamestop a blubbering mess.

Felt fucking great, man.

”
—A Really Awesome Person (via ijustd0i)
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  • old woman: jesus died for your sins
  • me: I HADN'T EVEN GOT TO THAT PART OF THE BOOK YET STOP SPOILING IT FOR ME WOW RUDE
Mar 20, 201213,909 notes
  • when i don't understand a math problem: IM SO CURIOUS YEAHH
  • when I can't find my cat: IM SO CURIOUS YEAH
  • when sm didn't upload SHINee's new mv: IM SO CURIOUS YEAHH
Mar 20, 2012106 notes

taerection:

I say oh God more than a congregation.

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